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#1 Velhym

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Posted 04 September 2007 - 03:21 PM

Because a few people thought it would be a good idea. I've got hundreds of old petitions saved that were truly classic works of stupidity, brilliance, or generally sheer awesome. I share them now with you. Note that these were all Pre-BC, save for a few from the Beta test servers. :P

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Dear sir or madam:

It has come to my attention that Ragnaros has been coming over to my house to sleep with my wife on several occasions while I am out working in Azshara farming gold. My wife now wants a divorce and my children seem to like Ragnaros as a better father then me. Please help fix my marriage.

#2 Lore

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Posted 04 September 2007 - 03:23 PM

Didn't you have like a long conversation with that guy?

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#3 Velhym

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Posted 04 September 2007 - 03:24 PM

Painfully long, yet really very amusing.

#4 Lore

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Posted 04 September 2007 - 03:24 PM

Why you gotta hold out

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#5 Soller the Dalmatian

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Posted 04 September 2007 - 03:26 PM

Poor guy.

#6 slothy

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Posted 04 September 2007 - 03:29 PM

post more - i got 30 mins that needs to be filled with entertainment

#7 Delan

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Posted 04 September 2007 - 03:40 PM

post more - i got 30 mins that needs to be filled with entertainment


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#8 Velhym

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Posted 04 September 2007 - 03:47 PM

I have been playing for quite a while and i have really enjoyed this game except for one aspect. Anytime I talk to a dwarf at any location he has a chance of offering me a drink. Normally this wouldn't bother many people but as you may not know, I'm a little person in real life. I take offence to this because it portrays little people as raving alcoholics. I do not believe that it is appropriate to offer drinks to someone if you aren't even in a bar.

#9 Lore

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Posted 04 September 2007 - 03:52 PM

Midgets are drunks, its true

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#10 slothy

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Posted 04 September 2007 - 03:53 PM

i am a midget but of the non drunken types

#11 fafhrd

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Posted 04 September 2007 - 03:57 PM

I considered petitioning to ask why Nightelf and Bloodelf girls don't have nipples, but chickened out because it would mean forcing them to address model-switching.

What would your official response have been Velhymn? Why have I been denied knowledge of whether nightelf nipples are white or gray?
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#12 Velhym

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Posted 04 September 2007 - 04:42 PM

*as you soar through a sky a top your flying beast, a swirling vortex of clouds spirals before you and bursts*

Greetings, %n! This is Senior Game Master Vadilaze. Might I have a moment of your time to discuss your petition regarding the color of Elven nipples?

I am deeply and truly sorry for any mental distress this dilemma regarding the the hue of the Elven nipple has caused you, and I hope to remedy this matter for your before the end of our discussion.

Upon losing their immortality, the Elven females faced a severe decision: Loss of the timeless beauty or merely an enchanted masking of their nipples from the eyes of those they would flaunt themselves to. Ultimately the choice was made by Tyrande on behalf of all elven females, to not wither with age and instead accept the curse of remaining nipple-less until another option could be found.

#13 fafhrd

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Posted 04 September 2007 - 05:17 PM

A++, would petition again.

"atop" is one word though.
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#14 Velhym

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Posted 04 September 2007 - 05:50 PM

Pfft, always the grammar and spelling critics. :P

#15 zatek

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Posted 04 September 2007 - 07:47 PM

Pfft, always the grammar and spelling critics. :P


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